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| Pwned Galaxy Board - Pwned Galaxy - Adventures of the Gaming Crew #1 |
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X-Z See: Zeon. Level: NAN  Posts: 69/-93 EXP: NAN For next: 0 Since: 12-23-05 Since last post: 1662 days Last activity: 841 days |
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| We say how about we do something H (intercourse)
They: *Slap us *Do us *Take us prisoner |
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Lil Ceasar Malakoopa Level: 17  Posts: 21/59 EXP: 21902 For next: 2841 Since: 12-27-05 Since last post: 2298 days Last activity: 1546 days |
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| They quickly undoo our pants and they remove their tails revealing legs and a .......penis!
*We swim away in horror *We say"I have never done a she-male before" *We twich and barf. |
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Link Blue Octorok Level: 15  Posts: 29/47 EXP: 15573 For next: 811 Since: 12-26-05 Since last post: 2309 days Last activity: 2172 days |
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| *We swim away in horror
After returning to the boat realizing we had the boat to ourselves we can go were ever we wanted I then made a few suggestions of where to go *Go West to the Island of Beautiful Women *Go North where a rich king lived so we can try to kill him and take his throne(if the bodyguards dont kill us) *Go East and slay demons to get a reputation as warriors *Go South to unknown waters |
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X-Z See: Zeon. Level: NAN Posts: 70/-93 EXP: NAN For next: 0 Since: 12-23-05 Since last post: 1662 days Last activity: 841 days |
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| After realising this could be my first step in ruling the world, we go to kill the king. And become the new ruler.
Once we arrive the castle is heavily guarded do we: *Use our stealth to go through *Beat the crap out of them *Run away and forget my dream *Decide to dress Lil Ceaser like a woman and make him seduce the guards to let us in. (edited by Rainbow Yoshi on 01-11-06 03:59 AM) |
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Lil Ceasar Malakoopa Level: 17 Posts: 22/59 EXP: 21902 For next: 2841 Since: 12-27-05 Since last post: 2298 days Last activity: 1546 days |
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| We decide to send the little forest boy. He is best suited for stealth.
He gets in and i throw a pizza to distract the guards. We run,like a group of wet backs, to the castle entrence and have a choise to go.... *Right. *Left. *Up teh stairs. |
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Link Blue Octorok Level: 15 Posts: 30/47 EXP: 15573 For next: 811 Since: 12-26-05 Since last post: 2309 days Last activity: 2172 days |
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| Eeeni meeeni miney mo guess were going up the stairs.As we go up the stairs we see a hallway with a large bronze door at the end we move towards the door and push it open only to find
*A room filled with guards *Another set of stairs *A room filled with gold *A janitors closet (edited by Link on 01-11-06 04:16 AM) |
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X-Z See: Zeon. Level: NAN Posts: 71/-93 EXP: NAN For next: 0 Since: 12-23-05 Since last post: 1662 days Last activity: 841 days |
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| A room filled with guards we saw, I said leave this to me i can take them on:
*I kick their asses and let Lil Ceaser take a piss on them... *They kick my ass and Lil Ceaser gives them a pizza to go on... *Link says, "no if its anybody's job to fight them its mine!" |
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Lil Ceasar Malakoopa Level: 17 Posts: 23/59 EXP: 21902 For next: 2841 Since: 12-27-05 Since last post: 2298 days Last activity: 1546 days |
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| Rog beats them to a pulp and i couldnt find a rest room so......im gonna enjoy this.....i piss all over the guards. After my "golden shower" session with the guards we knotise a small door at the end of the pissed guards. We.....
*Go throu the door. *Ask one of the guard where teh King is. *Let me take a dump while we are there. (edited by Lil Ceasar on 01-11-06 04:26 AM) |
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Link Blue Octorok Level: 15 Posts: 31/47 EXP: 15573 For next: 811 Since: 12-26-05 Since last post: 2309 days Last activity: 2172 days |
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| *Ask one of the guard where teh King is
The guard gave us direction to the kings throne room"You guys got alot of guts trying to take the throne but if you get caught you are in for one hell of a night."said the guard after following his instructions you make it to a large gold door as we try to open it it wont budge.Then we notice a message that says"He who answers riddle may enter.What am I can open a door.I fit in your pocket, and i have many teeth. *Say"A Person" *Say"A key" *Say"An eagle *Say"WTF" *Say"I dont know" *Bust door down.........Somehow (edited by Link on 01-11-06 04:41 AM) |
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X-Z See: Zeon. Level: NAN Posts: 72/-93 EXP: NAN For next: 0 Since: 12-23-05 Since last post: 1662 days Last activity: 841 days |
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| I bust the door down just my mighty backslash combo (wtf?)
then go up to the king and say this is it we got your defences I will rule this land, in order for me to succeed others must fail, guess who fails here....: *I kill the king and he fails.... *The King "ACTUALLY" defeats me and dumps us in Siberia (very cold continent).... *The king gives us all his money and we let him live.... *He gives us his wife to have sex and we let him live.... |
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Lil Ceasar Malakoopa Level: 17 Posts: 24/59 EXP: 21902 For next: 2841 Since: 12-27-05 Since last post: 2298 days Last activity: 1546 days |
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| RY kills teh king and teh king fails,I piss on him and RY rules teh land.
But wait a minute,we havent gotten our wishes. *RY leave someone trusty enuff for them to watch over teh land. *We leave him behind with his land. |
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Link Blue Octorok Level: 15 Posts: 32/47 EXP: 15573 For next: 811 Since: 12-26-05 Since last post: 2309 days Last activity: 2172 days |
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| Roger didnt trust anyone so we sadly departed from Rainbow Yoshi and headed out to seek our fortune.So we got back on the boat and headed
*Go West to the Island of Beautiful Women *Go East and slay demons to get a reputation as warriors *Go South to unknown waters |
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Boshi How can this guy not be admin? This is how >_> Level: NAN Posts: 25/-101 EXP: NAN For next: 0 Since: 12-26-05 From: anaheim California Since last post: 2005 days Last activity: 1990 days |
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| Go East and slay demons to get a reputation as warriors
there is a dragon demon slash devils son there Lil Ceaser Throws him a pizza bomb the son a a devil falls for it once inside Link punches him in the stomach and i cut his head off the blast send us to the Island Of Beutifull Women will we? *turn mormons and have many wifes? *go back to finish off the rest of the demons? *the devil comes after us *or Link gets HIV and dies and we kill his girl and fead her to a monster *last but not least will we go to the south? |
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X-Z See: Zeon. Level: NAN Posts: 73/-93 EXP: NAN For next: 0 Since: 12-23-05 Since last post: 1662 days Last activity: 841 days |
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| We go back to the south, thats right IN character "Yeah, I wanna rule the world but in the meantime, spending time with my pals is the best thing in my life right now.":
Once south we end up at Japan do we: *Steal some supplies from merchants *Get some hookers *Stay in a hotel *Keep traveling north to another Kingdom |
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Lil Ceasar Malakoopa Level: 17 Posts: 27/59 EXP: 21902 For next: 2841 Since: 12-27-05 Since last post: 2298 days Last activity: 1546 days |
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| We find a merchant jacking-off at Asian Porn. Boshi beats him over teh head knocking him out,I piss on him,and teh Great RY King jacks teh supplies. We get some new weapons but dont know what to pick....
*New Swords *Guns *Bows & Arrows *Metal Dildows |
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Link Blue Octorok Level: 15 Posts: 35/47 EXP: 15573 For next: 811 Since: 12-26-05 Since last post: 2309 days Last activity: 2172 days |
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| Guns
After getting the 90 degree calibur handgun we head north to conquer the emporer's castle,steal his money, and women but a guard stops us"Whats your reason to see the emporer he only has one guest coming and I doubt your the warriors he called for." He refused to let us enter unless we have ID then a ninja says he can get us the ID we need by proving ourselves in his dojo *Go with ninja *Deny offer and head south to the city of Japan |
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Boshi How can this guy not be admin? This is how >_> Level: NAN Posts: 52/-101 EXP: NAN For next: 0 Since: 12-26-05 From: anaheim California Since last post: 2005 days Last activity: 1990 days |
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[yellow]we deny offer go south to japan (wtf)
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GamingG Giant Koopa Meanie Will get around to Kya ha ha ha! Level: 64 Posts: 78/1251 EXP: 2140112 For next: 73985 Since: 12-23-05 From: Pwned Galaxy Since last post: 145 days Last activity: 10 days |
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| You become "profesional ninjas and kill plp"
Except Boshi, who becomes a Bouncer at the Roxbury. Do you: *say "WTF Boshi?!?" *force the pizza guy (that everyone forgot about) to make pizza and then throw them at passers-by *notice that Japan is not a city |
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Lil Ceasar Malakoopa Level: 17 Posts: 34/59 EXP: 21902 For next: 2841 Since: 12-27-05 Since last post: 2298 days Last activity: 1546 days |
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| I say "WTF Boshi?!?" You need a job that bad and now you will fight with horny idiots and we will head to Japan. Onces in Japan we go a to a store and buy....
*Soiled underwear *Condoms *Lube |
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GamingG Giant Koopa Meanie Will get around to Kya ha ha ha! Level: 64 Posts: 81/1251 EXP: 2140112 For next: 73985 Since: 12-23-05 From: Pwned Galaxy Since last post: 145 days Last activity: 10 days |
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